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Dear Stellios,

I thought you might like to be aware of the following photograph I took on a recent trip to Geneva with my travelling companion, Ms Judith Pringle.

Evidently a member of your staff has been either absconding from their duties, or is wearing their uniform in a social situation. Either way, I am sure you share my concern over this unprofessionalism. I did not confront the young lady myself as I did not wish to embarrass her. You may like to take this matter further yourself.

Yours,

Bunty Marr Hyphen Wellington

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Dear Stellios,

I thought I would take this opportunity to say thank you very much for the kindness and professionalism shown by your Easy Jet flying company staff, on my recent trip to Marseilles with my travelling companion Ms Judith Pringle.

We arrived in good time, and during the flight enjoyed a delicious repas of a Ginster’s ham and mushroom pastry wrap and tub of Barbecue flavour Pringles between us. The joke was not lost on Judith and I that we were eating some member of her family! She also had a Boddingtons. I do not drink of course, aside from a small sherry at Christmas and a glass of stout at Easter.

Yours,

Bunty Marr Hyphen Wellington